1/23/2007
Some new jokes
1) Well, I've decided on a New Years Resolution. I'm thinking of trying 800x600.
2) Three people walk up to a restaurant and look around, nervously. The host asks, "Do you have reservations?" The first customer replies, "Yes, but I think we'll eat here anyway."
3) Most people thought that North Korea's recent missile tests were mere grandstanding, a feint designed to give them room to maneuver. In an astonishing development, it has been discovered that they were in fact capable of reaching American soil; however, the only target within range was a remote Alaskan archipelago, which they have now destroyed in a brazen attack. Needless to say, the US has been stripped of its Aleutians.
2) Three people walk up to a restaurant and look around, nervously. The host asks, "Do you have reservations?" The first customer replies, "Yes, but I think we'll eat here anyway."
3) Most people thought that North Korea's recent missile tests were mere grandstanding, a feint designed to give them room to maneuver. In an astonishing development, it has been discovered that they were in fact capable of reaching American soil; however, the only target within range was a remote Alaskan archipelago, which they have now destroyed in a brazen attack. Needless to say, the US has been stripped of its Aleutians.
